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You Might be a Boxer Owner if...
« on: August 02, 2013, 03:40:00 PM »
OK, we've all seen the lists and memes, but I thought it might be fun to make up our own based on specifics experiences with our crazy Boxers.

Mine: You might be a Boxer owner if your list of cleaning chores includes "wipe blood off the walls" and "re-treat puke spot on carpet"

I realize this applies to all dog owners, and also those with small children!

Dash had an unexplained puky bout in the middle of the night, Delta split the very tip of one ear open while wrestling hard with Dash and then proceeded to swing and shake her head all around the house.  :wall:
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Re: You Might be a Boxer Owner if...
« Reply #1 on: August 02, 2013, 08:11:41 PM »
  If your house cleaning chores include wiping the boxer slime (aka concrete) from over halfway up the walls... the slime also makes a great clothing accessory  ::)

My guys love coming inside with dirt and other stuff stuck  to their lips,  and then they shake and it ends up all over the walls  :wall: 
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Re: Re: You Might be a Boxer Owner if...
« Reply #2 on: August 02, 2013, 08:17:16 PM »
"You might be a boxer owner if you play the door hokey pokey"

"...if you've ever ended up on the ground because your dog took your legs out doing a burn"

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Re: You Might be a Boxer Owner if...
« Reply #3 on: August 02, 2013, 09:43:56 PM »
you might be a Boxer owner if you laugh at them a few hundred times a day.

you need power tools to clean up after them

your tan is actually boxer bruises and scrapes
(and you don't question when you got a new bruise, you just accept it)
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Re: You Might be a Boxer Owner if...
« Reply #4 on: August 02, 2013, 10:51:16 PM »
You might be a boxer owner if...you have to explain to the school that yes your child did get that black eye from "fighting" with a boxer
or.. if you buy a larger bed so your dogs won't have to sleep on the floor



When Juli was 6 she got into a "fight"(wrestling around) with Bubba and ended up getting head butted in the face :laugh4:

We bought our king size bed because our boxers Savanna and Bubba :angel: didn't like to sleep on the floor or the dog bed we bought, and we were suckers and had let them get in the habit for sleeping on the bed with us from the beginning.

Bubba 12/30/00 - 10/29/07
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Re: You Might be a Boxer Owner if...
« Reply #5 on: August 09, 2013, 06:19:09 PM »
You might be a boxer owner if ....

you know every specialist vet in the county. Just to make sure you know who to go to if you boxers gets sick or injured.

you see someone walking a boxer and you have to stop and talk to them.

or every other person seems to stop you when you are walking your boxer to tell you they had a boxer once.

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Re: You Might be a Boxer Owner if...
« Reply #6 on: August 10, 2013, 12:28:31 PM »
When you are digging through your purse you pull out loop bags, treats, leftovers bags, a clicker, and pictures of your boxer
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Re: You Might be a Boxer Owner if...
« Reply #7 on: August 10, 2013, 07:29:22 PM »
.....when you really can "blame it on the dog." :explode: :shrug:
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Re: You Might be a Boxer Owner if...
« Reply #8 on: August 12, 2013, 01:53:01 PM »
When you can go from being mad , laugh & love them to death  all in 5 seconds .
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Re: You Might be a Boxer Owner if...
« Reply #9 on: August 13, 2013, 11:23:14 PM »
If . . . you can use the words, 'nub', wiggle butt, crab walk, woo-woo and boxer burn in one sentence to describe what you see when you get home from work! 
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