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Land Mine!
« on: November 04, 2011, 12:00:57 AM »
Picture this . . . . OH is sitting on the floor with his back against the recliner.  When he does that, Onyx will go stand over his lap so he can scratch her sides, rub her noggin, etc.  She won't ever sit or lay down beside him, but she will get really relaxed while she enjoys her 'stand up massage'.  Well . . . . that's what was going on, we were watching tv, and OH lets one of those loud, staccato type farts.  Well, you would have thought a land mine went off under Onyx's back feet!  :laugh4: Her back end flew into the air and she whirled around so she was facing him straight on!  I'm dying laughing, OH is too and Onyx is just standing there looking at him like she can't believe he was so uncouth!  Hogan was on the couch with me looking around wondering what just happened!  It happened a couple of hours ago and I still bust out laughing when I think about it!   :mad: :laugh4: :laugh4: :laugh4:
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Re: Land Mine!
« Reply #1 on: November 04, 2011, 08:45:30 AM »
HaHa! That is so funny.

Macie was laying on our bed one day when my hubby farted. She got up, looked at him with disgust and jumped off the bed and left the room!

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Re: Land Mine!
« Reply #2 on: November 04, 2011, 09:16:53 AM »
Lol
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Re: Land Mine!
« Reply #3 on: November 04, 2011, 09:29:19 AM »
Too funny! Lucky would probably give a look of disgust even though his are far worse!
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Re: Land Mine!
« Reply #4 on: November 04, 2011, 10:12:08 AM »
 :laugh4: :laugh4:That is funny
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Re: Land Mine!
« Reply #5 on: November 04, 2011, 06:25:46 PM »
Willie is my tooter so if he heard that he probably would have looked at his own butt to see what happened!
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Re: Land Mine!
« Reply #6 on: November 04, 2011, 06:28:54 PM »
Boxers are so funny!

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Re: Land Mine!
« Reply #7 on: November 15, 2011, 07:16:08 PM »
 :laugh4: :laugh4: :laugh4:
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Re: Land Mine!
« Reply #8 on: February 10, 2012, 10:15:06 AM »
OMG too funny!  :thumbsup:

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Re: Land Mine!
« Reply #9 on: February 10, 2012, 02:52:19 PM »
 :laugh4:
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